Feel free to donate me a couple thousand pounds so I can get out of England.
You said your heart would follow me until the moment that it stops.
Some twat just dunked their chip in my sauce. I AM NOT OKAY WITH THIS. The specifics of my food regime are not to be broken. Don’t fucking contaminate my shit with yours.
To the wasp that stung my boob while I was sun bathing, Lol you’re dead now. Love, Jenn
I JUST FINISHED UNIVERSITY FOREVER GET ME TO A BEER GARDEN!
I’m trying to finish my work (at 2.45am, I got distracted okay) and literally the only coherent though I have at the minute is ‘must have cigarette’.
I have one last piece of work to finish tonight to hand in to uni in the morning, and then I’m done. Forever. No idea where the last three years went but it feels like I only started first year a few months ago. I’ve had a great time. I’ll miss it and everyone I met here. I guess I’m a little sad.
The atmosphere in my house at the minute is insufferable. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Today has been horrific and to top it all off, after getting home from work at almost 1am after a 7am start to the day, one of my dippy eggs had no yolk.
“Will you stop hating me if I take you to McDonalds?” The greedy bitch in my soul is battling with the angry bitch right now. Can I have my McDonalds and still get it across that shit is not okay right now…?